May 2013
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
owlcitymordred:
I don’t think the BBC were hugged enough as children.
bloodbending:
demoncolbert:
OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
thats-slightly-raven:
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
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sempiternal-sunrises replied to your post: oh god i don’t actually know how to deal with…
awee(: say you’re going with a friend that they know and trust and just meet him there.
unfortunately, i can’t drive. /: and i’m not sure i’ll be able to find someone besides my dad to drive me, since the guy doesn’t have his own car and he said his dad will have to drop...
pretty in pink.
owlmylove:
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
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oh god i don’t actually know how to deal with being asked to hang out by a boy??? especially to the movies??? how do i even cope with this
i don’t even know how to bring it up to my dad because, uh, i come from a white family in alabama and he would not react well to “hey dad can i go to the movies with this guy who just so happens to be black” and i don’t really...
i-love-you-most-ardently:
seventeenthstar:
procrastinationcelebration:
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg...
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0hlovelyparis:
rosieroe:
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lettuceburnone:
onevoiceforever:
respectmethugtoninatalia:
ill-be-here-dreaming:
squiddles66:
phoenixscientist:
stormafter:
the ultimate tumblr guide
the basics
Graphing Calculator, we couldn’t use this technique during Highschool in test. The math teachers actually check your graphing “graphics” calculator to see if you haven’t...
rufinoski:
the sequel is about roxy finding the pictures.
rapbattles:
*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*
lnfamy:
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
Every time I call someone out for using the word “bipolar” wrong, they’re like “yeah I know but it’s okay because I have bipolar disorder.” I KNOW that every teenage girl in my city cannot possibly have bipolar disorder, and if they did and they really understood what stigma was they wouldn’t have used the word improperly in the first place. UGH
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
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i’m really fucking depressed and i don’t know how to express it but i got my dad to make a therapy appointment for me anyway and it’s tomorrow but we only have five mental health specialist visits a year and it costs us $50 every time even with insurance and we just can’t afford for me to consistently go but i don’t think i can just go five times in a year and i...
aud-ler:
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
“My roommate’s not suicidal
But it sounds sexier than saying
that she closes...”
– Chad Anderson (via writingsforwinter)
gcoky:
mulinlust:
gcoky:
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
frillious:
epicheather:
wh1ch-pyrop3:
i now have proof that huskies make the best expressions
that is all
I lost it with the one at the bottom!
once again i am convinced that David would be a husky if he were a dog
